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Georgia
Georgia died of a tiny heart explosion on February 23 after chasing a soccer ball in circles for 36 hours without stopping. She was sweet, cute, arrogant, loud, and had a pig ass. 

Georgia was born on April 8, 2007, the only daughter of Milkwagon Trixie. She resided in a laundry basket on a porch in Bath, Indiana for her entire life and was best known for shrieking incessantly while humans ate. She hated wearing vests, and devoted her life to dangling in mid-air from dishtowels and violently trembling while staring at walls. She is preceded in death by countless moles and sparrows, who died by her crooked front paw.

A Jack Russell Terrier bred purely for combat, she was an active member of a bird murdering society. She also enjoyed ruthlessly slaughtering moles, and shredding rubber cheeseburgers into hundreds of unidentifiable pieces.

She will always be remembered for displaying an irrational sense of entitlement and claiming everything and everyone as her own personal property.

Memorial contributions can be made in the form of crumbled sausage, piles of dead birds, or cold hot dogs cut into small discs.
 


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