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Tammy

Tammy was annihilated by a pack of rogue wolves after talking shit to them from a distance for several weeks. The wolves are in critical condition. (image: Maggie Smith, FreeDigitalPhotos.net)

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Gary

Gary died from sudden constipation after eating a catcher’s mitt. He will be remembered for being deeply confused by babies. (image: luigi diamanti, FreeDigitalPhotos.net)

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Doug

Doug leaped off of a cliff while in non-violent pursuit of a butterfly. He had been following the butterfly for several hundred hours. (image: Maggie Smith, FreeDigitalPhotos.net)

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